i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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