We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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