You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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