they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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