We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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