Tell her she can't have a vagina
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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