U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
