I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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