Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
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