sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
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