he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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