If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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