As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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