its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Just pee around me
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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