I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
DRUNK COOKIES
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