Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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