That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
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