Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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