Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
