so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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