NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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