At least make sure they are 18
Why
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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