I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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