is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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