wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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