if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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