areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Randomize
