your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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