at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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