yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
You're like the curious george of whores
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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