The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
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