Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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