We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Randomize
