This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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