my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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