singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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