What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
cat food counts as protein by the way
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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