bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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