We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Also, beer. Big fan.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
Randomize
