I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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