At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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