The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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