My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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