BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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