two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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