I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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