I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I could have mohawked her pubes.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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