I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
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