Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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