Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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