Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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